You may be a Swinger if?

October 19, 2012

You may be a swinger if your liquor bottle has a label with your name on it..

If your kids ask, why do you have so many new friends.....

you may be a swinger... If you change clothes in the car, you may be a swinger..

You might be a swinger if you walk into a room full people and ask each other..."I wonder how many of these people are swingers?"

If you know most of your friends by only their first names as couples (John and Jane, Mary and Sam, ...)

Possibly a Swinger... If every time your mother stops by she calls out "Is anyone naked?" before coming into the house, ya might be a swinger!

If your biggest monthly expense is the babysitter, you may be a swinger!

If you pack two suit cases, one filled entirely with shoes and you're going to the 'deer camp' for the weekend...I'm thinking swinger??

If you routinely get sung to, get offered food or get asked where you got your hair done while you are having sex, you might be a swinger.

If you go grocery shopping and all you have in your two shopping carts are sodas, sandwich meat, bread and some condoms...and everyone is asking 'So where's the party'. ..u might be a swinger....

If you change clothes 6 time in one night but still wake up naked singing "Oh what a night", it's a good possibility you may be a swinger??

If you have a random eye hook in the ceiling of your bedroom where you know a pot plant isn't going to hang....you might be a swinger...or just a freak

If your wife is packing a suit case at this moment with condoms and lube... swinger???

If you use the word 'vanilla' and it has nothing to do with a flavor, you could be a swinger....

If you plan a family night and still end up at a swing club, it's a good chance you're a swinger...

If you pass out business cards at a party but don't own a business, I'm kinda thinking you may be a swinger..

If you have a basket by your bed with washcloths and towels in it, that's a sign of a swinger...

If you've ever opened your hotel room door and random people walk in and start having sex in the extra bed, you might be swinger!

If your vacation is set to a place that has a hot couple you would like to meet.. you might be a swinger.....